So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
What’s red green and smells like shit
…red and green shit
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess:D
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat brussels!
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
What is green grass you tard
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What’s green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
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